We love your little peaches, but this is one appointment they'll be happier hearing about in therapy than witnessing in real time. For safety, privacy, and everyone's sanity, please arrange childcare before your visit.

Yes. Just bring a tampon or cup and we’ll proceed like it’s just another Tuesday. I promise I’ve seen worse things than Mother Nature’s monthly surprise.

Think: “I’ve been busy, not I’ve been in a jungle.” About a grain of rice. If it’s long enough to braid… we’re past the ideal moment.

It’s a quick “why did I do this” followed by immediate “wow I feel powerful.” Pain level: dramatic for 3 seconds, confidence boost for 3 weeks.

No. Please do not DIY unless you want to arrive looking like you fought for your life and lost. I’ve got it.

You can, but your freshly waxed skin will be texting you “why are you like this” the entire time. Give it 24 hours.

Every 4–6 weeks. Not “whenever I feel like reconnecting with my body again after 3 months of neglect.”

Totally normal. First-timers usually come in acting like they’re about to be launched into space. You’ll leave wondering why you waited so long.

No. I’ve seen it all. Nothing surprises me anymore. I am emotionally neutral and professionally nosy.